La promesa

Por Chobojo Master - 26 de Junio, 2008, 1:45, Categoría: Ah, el sexo

Un joven, al estar con su novia en un parque, dentro de su auto, le ruega, lloriquea y pide, por lo que más quiera, que se deje hacer el amor, pero la chica no accede. Finalmente el joven le dice:

–¡Anda, mujer! ¡Sólo te voy a meter la mitad!

La mujer, por fin convencida, acepta, diciéndole:

–Bueno, pero sólo la mitad... Promételo.

El joven acepta y se lanza sobre ella, desesperado, e introduce todo lo que tiene. La chica, al sentir la embestida, goza tremendamente y le pide a su novio:

¡Métela toda! ¡Métela toda!

El novio, algo avergonzado, tratando de salvar su orgullo, le dice:


–¡Ah, no! Promesas son promesas.

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