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Por Chobojo Master - 19 de Julio, 2008, 16:00, Categoría: Bendito Matrimonio

Un tipo conoció a una hermosa dama a través del Internet y decidió casarse con ella en ese preciso instante. Ella le contestó:

–¡Pero si no sabemos nada de nosotros!

Él le escribió:

–No hay problema, nos conoceremos sobre la marcha.

La chica estuvo de acuerdo, se casaron y se fueron de luna de miel a un lujoso hotel. Una mañana, estaban ambos recostados junto a la piscina cuando el hombre se levanta, sube al trampolín de 10 metros y realiza una perfecta demostración de todos los tipos de clavados que existen. Cuando regresó, volvió a recostarse junto a su esposa.

–¡Eso fue increíble!–, exclama la mujer.

–Fui campeón olímpico de clavados. Te dije que nos conoceríamos bien sobre la marcha.

La joven, no queriendo ser menos, se levanta, entra a la piscina y comienza a nadar a todo lo largo, de ida y de regreso. Después de treinta vueltas, sale y se recuesta junto a su marido.

–¡Asombroso! ¿Fuiste nadadora olímpica de resistencia?

–No, yo era prostituta a domicilio en Venecia.

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