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Era mi cumpleaños 35, mi humor no estaba muy bien que digamos.
Aquella mañana, al despertarme, me dirigí a la cocina para tomar una taza de café, a la espera de que mi marido me dijese: "Feliz cumpleaños, querida".
Pero él no me dijo ni buenos días, y me dije a mi misma: ¿Ese es el hombre que yo me merezco?
Continúe imaginando: "Los niños seguro que se acordarán". Pero cuando llegaron para desayunar no dijeron ni una palabra.
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