Gallo viejo

Por Chobojo Master - 21 de Noviembre, 2009, 13:22, Categoría: Animales

Un granjero decide renovar la sangre de su gallinero y compra un gallo más joven. Cuando el gallo viejo ve que el joven se pasea por el gallinero, comienza a preocuparse. Entonces se acerca al gallo joven y le dice:

-De manera que tú eres nuevo por aquí. ¿Crees que eres el más fuerte de la zona? Yo todavía no estoy listo para el cuchillo y para demostrarte que todavía soy más gallo que tú, te reto a una carrera alrededor del gallinero. Daremos 10 vueltas, y el que gane tendrá a todas las gallinas sólo para él. ¿Qué te parece?

El gallo joven acepta fanfarroneando:

-Está bien, y para que veas que soy mucho más fuerte que tú, te doy media vuelta de ventaja y aún así te ganaré fácilmente.

La carrera se inicia y las gallinas se colocan alrededor del gallinero para alentar a los gallos.

Después de la primera vuelta, el gallo viejo comienza a perder su ventaja. Al finalizar la quinta vuelta, el gallo viejo apenas está enfrente del joven. En ese momento el! granjero oye el alboroto y sale de la casa con su escopeta creyendo que un zorro se ha metido al gallinero. Al acercarse, ve a los dos gallos corriendo alrededor del gallinero y ve al gallo joven persiguiendo al viejo. Entonces, carga su escopeta, apunta... y de un disparo mata al gallo joven. Mientras regresa lentamente camino a la casa se dice a sí mismo:

-Qué vaina más rara… ¡Es el tercer gallo que compro este mes que sale maricón!

 

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