Aniversario de bodas

Por Chobojo Master - 9 de Octubre, 2010, 0:46, Categoría: Bendito Matrimonio

En la noche del aniversario número 25 del feliz matrimonio, el esposo llega a casa pero arrastrándose, de puro milagro dio con el domicilio.

Cuando lo ve su esposa, muy indignada, le dice:

-¡Pero si estás hasta la madre de borracho!. ¡No lo puedo creer! Ahora dime, ¿Por qué en nuestra noche de aniversario?

-Yo… ¡hip! Sólo obedecí tus órdenes mi amor… ¡hip!

-¿Cuáles órdenes, inútil? ¡Hijo de la chingada!

-Leí tu nota ¡hip! que me decía:"¡Te espero esta noche embriagado papito!"

Y la esposa encabronada le contesta:

-Decía 'ENVIAGRADO', pendejo... ¡EN-VIAGRA-DOOOOO!'


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