Marido y mujer

Por Chobojo Master - 21 de Noviembre, 2010, 0:43, Categoría: Bendito Matrimonio

1.      Siempre que salimos mi mujer y yo caminamos tomados de la mano; si la suelto se pone a comprar.

2.      Ella tiene una batidora eléctrica, una tostadora eléctrica, una máquina eléctrica de hacer pan. Un día me dijo:

-Caramba, tenemos un montón de aparatos eléctricos y no tenemos nada para sentarnos...

Pensé en comprarle una SILLA ELÉCTRICA, pero me contuve. Es la madre de mis hijos.

3.      Yo me casé con doña "Tengo Razón". Solo que no sabía que su segundo apellido era "Siempre".

4.      Ya hace 18 meses que no hablo con ella. Es que no me gusta interrumpirla.

5.      Tengo que admitir que nuestra última discusión fue culpa mía. Cuando ella me preguntó:

-¿Qué estás viendo en la tele....?

Yo le contesté:

-Bastante polvo. Deberías limpiar.           

6.      En el principio, Dios creó el mundo y descansó; creó al hombre y descansó; después creó a la mujer. Desde entonces ni el mundo, ni el hombre, ni Dios tuvieron más descanso.

7.      Un día se estropeó nuestra cortadora de césped (eléctrica). Mi mujer me colmaba la paciencia dándome a entender que yo debería arreglarla. Por mi parte, siempre acababa teniendo otras cosas más importantes que hacer, tipo: lavar el coche, hacer un informe, en fin, lo que para mi parecía más importante. Un día ella encontró un modo muy sutil de convencerme: Cuando llegué a casa, me la encontré agachada en el césped, que estaba muy alto, recortándolo con su tijerita de costura. Eso me llegó al alma, me emocioné. Decidí entrar en la casa y volví después de unos minutos, llevándole su cepillo de dientes. Se lo entregué, y se me ocurrió decirle:

-Cuando termines con el césped, podrías también barrer el patio.

Después de aquello, no me acuerdo de nada. Estoy en blanco. Los médicos dicen que volveré a andar, pero que cojearé el resto de mi vida.

8.      El matrimonio es una relación entre dos personas, en la que una siempre tiene razón, y la otra es el marido.

 

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